Well, we’re all going to die tomorrow!
So in the spirit of ‘Must End At Midnight!’ – I thought, I’d have a little sale to celebrate it.
(At this juncture I’d like to point out AGAIN, that the ancient Mayans never made any sort of doomsday prophecy about the end of their calendar. I’d say it only ends when it does because the guy doing the calculations got bored, or ran out of paper, or dropped dead in his Cornflakes. Or all three.)
Anyway, here in the western world, the most important thing to do when The End Is Nigh is, of course, to buy stuff. Shop ‘til you drop, people!
Y’see? Capitalism DOES work.
So, I’m having a ‘Whole-Planet-Is-Going-Out-Of-Business’ sale – by reducing the eBook of ‘That Bear Ate My Pants!’ to 99c/99p.
So if you know ANYONE who still hasn’t grabbed a copy – and I mean ANYONE! – now’s their chance! I probably won’t put it on sale again, because I’ve done it a few times already, it involves a boatload of hard work, and, well, we’ll all be dead anyway.
Rumour has it that Book Two is very nearly ready for mass consumption.* Don’t miss out – read Book One first, or you won’t have a bloody clue what’s going on when you get to the second one. Hell, I don’t, and I wrote the damn thing…
Here then, are the links to ‘That Bear Ate My Pants!’ on Amazon:
UK: ‘That Bear Ate My Pants!’ on Amazon.co.uk
US and Rest Of World: ‘That Bear Ate My Pants!’ on Amazon.com
And as always, reviews are VERY gratefully received! Even if you read the thing six months ago, and never quite got around to reviewing it – honestly, there’s no time like the present! Of course there isn’t. The world is going to end tomorrow.
Oh, deary me. Aren’t we going to look foolish when we wake up on December 22nd? Particularly those of us who went to bed in a full radiation suit and night-vision goggles…
And no, that’s not me. What, you think I can afford night-vision goggles? I will, of course, be wearing my R2D2 onesie.
*Rumours that it is, in fact, already available, are almost entirely unfounded. So there’s absolutely no point in looking for it. At all.
Duuuuude! If the world is going to end you are supposed to sell book 2 BEFORE doomsday! Now do we all have to crumble to dust not knowing what other foolishness you get up to? Doh!
Enjoy the End of the World, been crazy knowing you, hope you plan on writing a book or two in the afterlife!
Well, I have a sneaking suspicion we’ll all survive… and that will play nicely into my plans to announce Book Two tomorrow! BWAH HA HA haaaa….! Oh shit! I wasn’t supposed to say that, was I?
We, your fans, request a picture of you in your R2D2 onesie ;-P