I had a rare insight into the working of Karma recently. A direct experience in fact. One of those tales I would normally be inclined to preface with ‘It wasn’t my fault, but…’ However. Sometimes (more often if you’re me), you have to put your hand up to the possibility that just maybe, at some […]
My girlfriend tied the gown shut around my back, thoughtfully leaving my arse on display, whilst a young nurse fed me painkillers. “These won’t wear off until a long time after the surgery,” she explained, with a sympathy that suggested I might be needing them. And then we were on the trolley, crashing through double […]
DISCLAIMER! The following could be said to be in bad taste. In fact it’s disgusting. What can I say? That’s just me I’m afraid. I have bad taste in everything except women (I love you Krista!) Once there was a boy called Tony, who thought he had a very fun game. He used to race […]
It’s that time again… Love ‘em? Loathe em? Love other people’s and loathe your own? No I’m not talking about wives, I’m talking about Resolutions. New Year’s ones to be exact. This year I’ve made a particularly powerful list of the things wrong with my life and what I need to do to fix them. […]
On Christmas Eve, 2009, I asked my girlfriend Krista to marry me. She said YES! I was ecstatic. She was ecstatic. Her sisters – well, there are three of them so they were anywhere between two and a half and three times ecstatic. Basically, everyone was pretty happy. But within hours a cry had gone up from various […]